Today I want to start off with a massive thank you to the fine folks of
Maxim Online for doing their utmost to prove the misandrists (that is the female equivalent of a misogynist for you folks at home) of the world correct by presenting the males of our world as nothing more than upright devices for the verbal spouting of scatological content. In what must have been a very slow news week for Maxim (not enough film/rock stars had their breasts accidentally fall out of their top recently lads?) the team behind their online presence decided that it was time to look at
video game's twelve greatest toilets. The idea has merit; the humble commode has long been a fixture of the video game oeuvre since Larry Laffer first drowned after an ill-advised toilet flush out the back of Lefty's. But c'mon folks do we really need language like "poop-pillows" or "squeezing off a long, snaking, black, shining, corny turd"? Now I appreciate a fart joke as much as the next guy (perhaps even more) but seriously.