| Raging Boll |
 Raging Boll Thu, 24 August 2006 Uwe Boll to pound his critics in the ring  The first challenger! Uwe Boll, the much maligned and rarely imitated "director" of cinematic abortions like House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark and BloodRayne, recently put his critics on notice, challenging anyone with the minerals to put up or shut up in the form of a three-round boxing match, filmed as part of his next feature film, Postal. With Internet casino GoldenPalace.com jumping at the chance to sponsor the event, now titled "GoldenPalace.com Presents Raging Boll", the five opponents to duke it out with Dr. Boll have finally been revealed. The challengers are: Carlos Palencia Jimenez-Arguello from Madrid, Spain. Webmaster of www.cinecutre.com; Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka from Lee's Summit, Missouri, Webmaster /CEO for Something Awful; Jeff Sneider from Los Angeles, California, Journalist for Ain't It Cool News; Chris Alexander from Toronto, Ontario, Journalist / Radio Announcer for Rue Morgue; Nelson Chance Minter from Fredrick, Maryland, Website Critic. The Carlos Palencia / Uwe Boll fight will occur in Malaga, Spain early in September. The date in Spain is still to be confirmed. The actual fight will be filmed for inclusion with the other Vancouver fights. With Uwe Boll receiving a film award from the International Film Festival of Fantastic Cinema and Terror in Malaga, Spain for his work with BloodRayne, this gives us the opportunity to hold our first fight in Spain. - Yahoo! Finance For any punters wanting to assess the fighting form of Boll's first opponent, Carlos Palencia Jimenez-Arguello, here is some incredible footage of this athlete in action. Marvel at the thunderous power behind each crushing right hook. Giggle in delight at his rippling muscular frame. Uwe Boll is in a world of pain! Didn't I hear Mike Tyson slagging off Uwe Boll's films? What happened to his invitation to fight? It must have got lost in the post. For more information on the "Raging Boll" fight, read the Yahoo! Finance website. |
