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PCPP#003: Duke Nukem 3D Review
The game we almost never had

The version of Duke Nukem 3D you'll be buying locally is not the same game our overseas friends are enjoying. 3D Realms have had to permanently set the Parental Lock in the Australian release to On, in order to avoid having the game banned due to some content which would have seen it rated R. Australia has no R rating for video games.

The contentious scenes in Duke 3D are depictions of scantily dressed females bound to various objects _ including a large phallic object. The Parental Lock removes them, but also considerably tones down the gore and special effects. What remains is still a brilliantly playable game, but is not the experience it's designers intended it to be. 3D Realms designed Duke 3D as an adult game. Adult does not mean pornographic, it means characters, concepts and scenes which go a little beyond the sanitised child's fare we're all inundated with by developers who are being forced to tow the conservative line.

Until classification for games is brought into line with the system used for films, developers will have to make creative compromises to get their games sold here. Or else. The number of games banned in Australia continues to grow. We're missing out.
If I must have a complaint it is this - the enemies are at times a little, shall we say, thick. Because everybody (including Duke) holds their weapon in their right hand, you can often position yourself at a corner so that your gun can fire around the corner and hit them, but they can only shoot harmlessly into the wall. I know it works in your favour, and it can be very useful indeed, but I found it irritating all the same. Especially when it happened with one of the usually fearsome mid-level bosses. And there's also the ever-so-slight flaw of not being able to see things properly when you look over a ledge or a bridge or something, but it's nothing to get worked up about, as all first person action games still suffer this problem.

No Blood, No Gore, No Women
What many people will get worked up about is the way Duke has been treated by our moral guardians - the Office of Film & Literature Classification. All copies of the game sold in the country will have the Parental Lock permanently ON. What this means is that, unlike the shareware version, the full game has no blood, no gore, no women tied to phallic objects or depicted half-naked on posters or film. What you see instead are nice explosions when the monsters die and little puffs of smoke when they get shot, while all the pictures of the girls are covered by black boxes. In fact, the game actually treats them as still being there - you can walk into the dancing girls and offer them money, for example, you just cannot see them. The exclusion of all this doesn't detract from your enjoyment of the game (the dying girls moaning "Kill me" was always slightly disturbing and pretty gratuitous), but it is hardly the point. Even more disturbing is the OFLC's, and others, attitude toward games and games-players, an subject we will address in another issue of PC Power Play.

Bearing all this in mind however, I think it would still be fair to say that Duke is the best straightforward 3D shoot 'em up you can get. Although I personally prefer Terminator's more thoughtful approach, I am sure I'll be loading Duke for many months to come just for that unbeatably intense and exhilarating kick it provides. Quake will undoubtedly be an even better, though a different sort of game but it isn't here yet. Duke Nukem 3D is - and it is fantastic.

DW

FOR: Better, in nearly every way, than Doom ever was. Looks sensational, thanks to the wildly varied level locations and great cartoon style. Boasts the best weapon ever - the RPG.
AGAINST: Doesn't really create a truly believable world. Some peculiarities in the enemy AI. And, I repeat, the parental lock is permanently ON.

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